LENIN'S TOMB
R. Hu


Preface

            This story is completely fiction, but it takes place during dynamic changes in history. Remember the Cold War? It officially ended in 1991. This poem takes place two years prior. Six men are on a train headed for Moscow. Although each man has their own reason, all have decided to pay their respects to Lenin’s Tomb in the Red Square. In order to kill time during the long trip by train, the six men decide to tell stories along the way. And thus our story begins.

 

Prologue

            Over seven decades it has been

Since the revolution of VI Lenin

Six men all different, split by a fine line

It was the year nineteen hundred, and eighty nine

Six men on a train, in the same room

On their way, to Lenin’s Tomb

It truly was a cold day, indeed

Reach Moscow fast, Godspeed!

Six men, ready to pay their respects

Had no worries, no regrets!

Ah, Russia! Such a Red Scare

Such a situation is indeed rare!

The men, they were not blind

All had Lenin, in their mind!

            With that, we take you to the foreground

With the Soviet anthem playing in the background

A Soviet soldier, I must infer

An ex-private, if you prefer!

A strong man, but rather old

He was active during the war that was cold!

Very traditional he was, for

He didn’t understand the concept of nuclear war!

He wore a cap, which had a star

He was loyal only, to the U.S.S.R.!

Truly stoic, and truly brave

Interested only, in Lenin’s grave!

            Beside the soldier, sitting there silent

Was a marketer, who spoke with an accent!

Sat there, with a hunch in his back

He was involved, in a market black!

The marketer, mysterious was he

For he sold weapons, you see!

Sold them at a price, often not right

Sold them too high, or too light!

So secret, was this scam

Too often, his guns would jam!

So quick was this man’s tongue

He was very clever, but very young!

He believed much so, in capitalism

His market was illegal, under communism!

What he thinks of Lenin, is a mess

In reality, this man could care less!

If you think the marketer, is not very funny

Ponder this: he loved his money!

            And from the rural fields of Russia

Comes a peasant, with origins in Prussia!

A poor man he was, he had a lovely wife

He thought communism would save his life!

All day long he works, just to make a nickel

He often looks up, at the Hammer and Sickle!

But all year long he works, breaking his back

To grow crops, not enough for a snack!

This dirty old man, with mud on his face

Thinks Lenin is someone, he can’t embrace!

The peasant had a long beard that comes with age

He was truly wise, truly a sage!

            Next to the peasant, a man of fact

A communist, to be exact!

A member of the party, was he

Regarded Lenin as a, revolutionary!

A wealthy, well educated man

Wore a suit and tie, that’s how he began!

He was a strict socialist, his only flaw

Red was the only color that he saw!

He was intelligent; he was a reader

He believed Lenin was a truly great leader!

He practiced Marxism, but to no avail

He did not want, communism to fail!

Please, do not consider this odd

This man believed Lenin was God!

The teachings of Lenin, he thrives upon

“May the revolutionary cause, live forever and on!!”

            But across from him, a Nazi, it would suffice,

A Neo-Fascist, to be precise!

Everything about this man, can be wrong

He and the communist did not get along!

This man doesn’t belong in this place!

He had many wrinkles on his face,

He let fascism get to his head

“Hail Hitler!” was all he said!

This is a man, that’s hard to like

He wanted to rebuild, the Third Reich!

Why then, would he visit Lenin’s Tomb?

After all, it was Lenin whom

Started, this oppressive autocrat

“He’s my idol, got a problem with that?”

Being German, made him proud

He didn’t say much, but he said it loud.

Does he worship Lenin? We’ll never know!

His love for his country continues to grow.

            Finally we have the poorest of the poor

A beggar if you may, for

He has no work, or specific job

He was formerly, a member of the mob!

His clothes were ragged, and they were bleak

Could become a millionaire, by begging for a week!

“Why? Why am I poor?” he would ask

“Isn’t communism supposed to eliminate this task?”

Trickery was his game, and might I add

He opposed the regime, right Comrade?

“What is this, utopian concept?

I’d agree with you now, except,

It’s impossible! I make my remarks

Haven’t you read the works of Karl Marx?”

“This country, is not doing well,

It’s going to fall soon, I can tell!”

Well the beggar was right, that’s a start

He may be poor, but he was smart!

The beggar wasn’t bad, that’s nice

People would give him change, just for his advice!

Why was he visiting Lenin, what’s the link?

“Well Comrade, what do you think?!”

            And thus that was them all; made every mark

And off on the journey, these men embark

Off in the distance, their target looms

Six men, all of them whom

Are sitting on a train, in the same room

On their way… to Lenin’s Tomb!

 

The Peasant’s Tale

 

Preface

The Peasant tells the first story. He tells a fable, that teaches the very fundamental moral of point of view. The story is about a wise man that comes up with a challenge: Whoever can find a counterfeit coin among eight coins using a scale as few times as possible shall be given the eight coins. Several men try to figure out the problem, but only a boy is able to solve it!

 

The Peasant’s Tale

            In a small village, with a hundred or so men

There appeared a stranger, suddenly then!

At first the villagers were baffled, but then they knew

This old sage was one of a few!

He wondered to the center, and set up a mat

He took off his cloak, and took off his hat.

What shocked them most, was his enormous size

They could tell, this man was very wise.

Took eight gold coins out of his coat, per say

One gold coin was a lot these days!

Nothing could prepare them for this sight, oh well

The sage was very rich; they could tell.

And then in a second, in a sudden split:

“Who here has brains, who here has wit?”

Shouted the sage in a booming voice

He got the town’s attention, a very good choice!

“I have here eight coins and a scale,

Who shall win and who shall fail?

Which coin of mine shall you take?

For one of my coins is a fake!

You think this is a simple task, yes?

One of the coins weighs slightly less!

Use the scale as few times as you can,

It’s not that easy, you need a plan!

Come one, come all, who is bold?

For whoever wins shall take my gold!”

Such a prize is to be sought for

Many of the people here were very poor.

A first man stepped out, and gave his thought

His idea was awful, and so he ought

To be silent, but instead he spoke,

His plan was not the best, and so he broke!

“Weigh each coin individually!”, he said

And all of a sudden his face turned red,

For there was an outpour of laughter, from the crowd

Never again will he speak aloud!

Then a boy stepped in, and begun the revolution

“I know the answer, I know the solution!”

“Quiet boy!” said the baker, “You shall have no say!”

“Go play somewhere else, go away!”

A second man stepped forth, and gave his word

His idea, was not as absurd!

“Listen carefully, my idea is the best!

I will win the prize, of our very guest!

Simply compare the coins’ weight, four by four

As you can see, we used the scale once, but furthermore,

Fetch the lightest stack, and divide it in two,

Weigh each pile; the scale used twice now, true?

Find the lighter pile and divide that, one on one,

Weigh the last two coins, and now you’re done!

And thus you used the scale thrice

And that should be enough to suffice!

This is the only way that I can devise

Now Sage! Hand over your prize!”

“Wait!” said the boy, “Let me try!”

“I will find a way that will surly defy!”

“Silence!” said the baker, “It’s been solved already, you fool!

If you go now, you’ll face a life of ridicule!

Give up now, you have no chance!

This problem can have no, advance!”

“Listen!” said the boy, “I can solve it with ease,

All of you are wrong, now if you please!

Your solution has a flaw, that you must fix,

Split the stack of eight, into two and six,

Divide the stack of six, into three and three,

Weigh each pile, and then you will see,

One is lighter, or maybe not

It’s all based on a random lot!

Suppose one pile of three is lighter, take that pile

Remove two coins, and put one in exile!

Compare the weights of two coins, and

If they are the same, the fake one is in your hand!

And so as you can see, we used the scale only twice,

This method is simple, more concise!

And with that, I have proved a myth

You were all fools, to begin with!

You should have looked at all points of view,

Not just those, of a chosen few!

And so as you can see, you fall and I rise

You have caused your own demise!

Oh great sage, strong and wise,

I believe you owe me, a golden prize!”


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